Caution: Pay Attention While Walking
I had never seen that sign beforeConstruction orangeregulation two-inch letterssans serifall caps (Why not in comic sans?) I saw it …
Category Archives: Congenitally Self-Centered
The Speed Zone
Waking upAnother day olderBut today it’s another year olderHow did this trip around the sungo so much faster this time? …
One More Cup of Coffee Before I Go
One more cup of coffee before I goBut where?Where will I go and what will I do? It’s a cold, …
I am a Weather Karen
I am sorry,but I will need to see the manageror whoever is in charge of the weather. It is simply …
This American App
(With apologies to Don McLean) Long, long time ago, I can still remember How that blue bird made me smile.And …
Whose Idea was it Anyway?
Whose idea was it?To come up with the plan of “making of living” when in fact, the making outshinesthe living.We …
I May Need a Puppy
I may need a puppy like I need another hole in my head as my father would say. but puppies, …
Personal Deficiency
It’s too late, yanno,to contact the manufacturer, (she’s been dead for nearly 20 years) But for some reason, coming off …
Pigeon brain or Pigeon Pose?
I scheduled a class at a new yoga studio and all I can think about– What should I wear? Which …
Another Day, Another Day 1
No matter how I start new habits,it seems the only habit I am remarkably consistent with is starting over. My …
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