I think that I should never see
Someone who’s awkward just like me

One who joins a chatty crowd
— proceeds to talk a bit too loud

Never got the silly memo
Re: how to exactly act just so.

One that stresses and stews all-day
Wondering what is The Right Way.

One who always seems to wear
a messy bun up her hair

Who never knows to start or end
–conversations tend to wend

Awkward is on-brand for me
Tell me, is it also for thee?