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I would be the crazy cat lady
for sure
I am obsessive to a large degree
and tend towards collections
so collecting cats would seem
to be my jam
except for
my major cat hair allergies
and the fact that I find
hairless cats
to be less than cute
(they may be all that for some
but not me)
so
the catless crazy cat lady
that I am
has gone all in
on house plants

every window screams with
my hoarding of all things green
and they are much easier to live with
than cats
and
they don’t need
a litter box
Just occasional watering.

Too bad
I am not good at growing things
and have windows full
of dead things
in pots of dirt
While the neighborhood cats
roam my lawn
happy that they

dodged that bullet.