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There are posters, I suppose
in big box stores,
near the garden department
in the local nursery
I am a wanted person
as yet another houseplant has died
(It was over watering, not neglect –
As if there is a difference,
the result is the same, a mushy pot of green
and mud)
and I am wanted
for the murder of yet another
generic non-pothos green thing.