You know, you should have been nicer to me
You shouldn’t have teased me quite so much when
I retreated to the corner of the party
more interested in a book than
your gossip about the people
Not at the party.

You know, you should have been nicer to me.
You shouldn’t have joked about how quiet I was
because
you are now a character in my novel
and if you don’t get your act together
your death will be quite miserable
For you.

I will probably enjoy it more.