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Not that there is ever a good week to be brain dead. But some weeks are better than others. This is not one of them. Besides getting ready for a garage sale and all the fun associated with that, permits, ads, pricing and what not, I have a school presentation on Wednesday, dentist on Thursday,…
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people. — Peter McArthur Of course, I\’m not a satirist, nor do I play one on television. But if the offer came up, I wouldn\’t pass it up. Maybe I should call myself a sarcastist. Not a word,…
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You Are an Espresso At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung You drink coffee when: anytime you\’re not sleeping Your caffeine addiction level: high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
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But there\’s no law against using it to it\’s fullest advantage… \”I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I\’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what\’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.\” Read all about it here:…
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If I wasn\’t so completely adverse to reality shows (the unreal kind), I would call some big shot tv producer and tell him about the 5 Alabama drama queens. It would be fitting for Fox or the WB and think about those Southern ratings. But, then what would my book be about? There are two…
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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher Half Price books had a special this week, if you buy thirty dollars worth of books, you get a nifty, huge, totebag in lovely spring colors like purple, green and bright light blue. Naturally, I found that the Easter Bunny really…
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You know the drill. Last chapters. Trip Leaders I Have Known \”Just shut up and ride the bus!!\” – Larry Guillioma, Band director and veteran trip leader Trip leaders are a fascinating breed of folks known by their distinctive call:GET ON THE BUS!! WE\’RE LEAVING NOW AND WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!! For fun, they…
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Basic Bus Hair, part 5. You know the drill. Standard disclaimers, blah, blah, blah. Terminal Layovers \”Don\’t get too comfortable. We\’ll only be here 15 minutes.\” – Seymour Houston at the beginning of a seven hour layover at the Houston Trailways Terminal Sometimes, a long journey may begin in the faithful clubwagon, but along the…
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Standard Disclaimers still apply…don\’t try this at home kids! Food for thought \”When do we eat?\” – Bill Usry, 1986 Camper of the year. One frightening and dangerous phinomena which occurs on long van journeys is a condition known to the medical community as Africaneese Foodstoposis (AF). Each year AF cripples thousands of young Americans…
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Standard disclaimers still apply… The Caravan \”Follow Me.\” – Jesus Christ In our continued efforts to be remade in the image of our Lord, we too have taken up the call, \”Follow me.\” We shout it from the window as we depart from the parking lot of the McDonald\’s on Southwest Parkway and a train…
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